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Old October 3rd, 2011, 02:40 AM   #1
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A group of 16 year olds boys were hanging out at a farm on a Friday night. With them was a new boy that had just moved from another town. One boy announced, hey, we should tell Tommy what we like to do on a Friday night when no one is around. Tommy was curious, but a bit aprehensive wondering what it was. The other boy said, well, go over to that sheep pen, get one of the ewes, go into the barn and have sex with it. Tommy thought the idea was crazy as he looked as the other boys exchanged looks and grins. Tommy said, you guys are nuts. You don't do that. The other boy insisted, no, we do, and it is great. Feels just like a girl.

So Tommy takes a ewe into the barn, and when he is done, comes out feeling great for relieving his sexual tension, and feels like he has taken a rite of passage and has become a real member of his new peer group. When the other boys see him come out of the barn, there is silence at first, then a snicker, then the boys start laughing hilariously. Tommy was devastated and angry. Why are you laughing? I thought you said you all do this? The boy who convinced Tommy to go into the barn composed himself and told Tommy, thats not why we are laughing. Tommy, slightly relieved but confused asked, then what are you laughing at? The boy tells Tommy, geez Tommy, we told you to take a ewe to the barn. No one told you to pick the ugliest one.
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