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Old December 10th, 2009, 01:09 AM   #1181
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Granted... However it seems that by some horrible clerical error (probably made by my assistant) you are Valentino Clemente Ludovico Garavani, "Valentino"--the undisputed maestro of Italian Couture. You are rich, famous successful and gay.

Wishes my assistant could type more accurately
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Old December 10th, 2009, 10:27 PM   #1182
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Suddenly your "assistant" becomes an extremely deft and agile typist firing off seductive email after email while feeding on the growing sexual tension created by her words. Unbeknownst to you she reveals herself to speedy and a tryst is arranged. speedy's 1st words are, "wow, you really exist! I'm so used to my stalkers inventing people." speedy leaves skating and skatelog and is never heard from again. Sarah is left behind heartbroken and ashamed. Over and over she ponders, "why didn't I tell him how I really felt? Why did I hire that bitch anyway"

I wish I had a cursed monkey paw that granted me cursed wishes.
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Old December 11th, 2009, 12:05 AM   #1183
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Wish granted, and it's working already (or at least the cursed part is). My assistants name is BRUCE And he's not bitchy.. just a little temperamental

Wishes the parallel universe had a couple of mini snowmen
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Old December 11th, 2009, 02:36 PM   #1184
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granted, but when the twin snowmen arrive with a rather sooty appearance, Mr. Snowman announces that he had his snowballs removed some time ago and that clearly Mrs. Snowman has been running around with the chimney sweep. She tries to make things up to him, but he gives her the cold shoulder and eventually the big chill settles in and Mr. Snowman moves to Alaska.

I wish the abominable snowman had caught Rudolph and done things to him.
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Old December 11th, 2009, 11:59 PM   #1185
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Granted. Only Rudolph kind of likes it, and develops a thing for odd looking furry things. The next time you open the closet to get your Russian trapper hat- it's smoking a cigarette and has a certain "radiance" about it. I guess Rudolph's nose isn't the only thing that glows huh

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Old December 12th, 2009, 12:30 AM   #1186
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granted, but you quickly find that despite their outward appearances and pleasantries, people generally dislike you and society as a whole is engaged in a vast conspiracy that is actually a massive worldwide game designed to see who can drive you to the point of jumping off of Niagara falls (Canadian side). The winner receives a small cash award and a quick mention on Entertainment tonight, but it's at the end of the show and gets cut off in many markets.

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Old February 9th, 2010, 11:12 AM   #1187
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Granted, but you started to where them evrey day

I WICH I COULD GO TO QUAD NATONALS!
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Old February 9th, 2010, 11:50 AM   #1188
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Granted, but you started to where them evrey day

I WICH I COULD GO TO QUAD NATONALS!
Granted but you show up a 2 days late because of travel issues..

I wish I could stay home from work today
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Old February 9th, 2010, 12:45 PM   #1189
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granted, but you die in a breaking and entering when u get home
i wish i had 100,000,000 real 100 dollar bills
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Old February 10th, 2010, 02:27 AM   #1190
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granted, but you die in a breaking and entering when u get home
i wish i had 100,000,000 real 100 dollar bills
wish granted but the IRS would seize all of your money for unpaid student loads

I wish I could stop buying skating gear
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Old February 10th, 2010, 05:27 AM   #1191
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Granted, now that you have that extra scratch you decide to use it for some self inprovements ie. plastic surgery, now you find that you are selling the rest of the skate gear you have to pay for more needed modifications. You then start to worrying about what you are going to do when this free roll has ended and there are no more posessions that will buy you more time under the knife.
You convince your self that this last surgery will be the cash cow, you will finally be the authentic "Ken Doll" that you desire, only to find out after you wake up from the last surgery that your beloved doctor took your finger quotes a little to litteral and cut off the twig and the berries.



I wish this forum had the thanks button.
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Old February 10th, 2010, 11:29 AM   #1192
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Granted, now that you have that extra scratch you decide to use it for some self inprovements ie. plastic surgery, now you find that you are selling the rest of the skate gear you have to pay for more needed modifications. You then start to worrying about what you are going to do when this free roll has ended and there are no more posessions that will buy you more time under the knife.
You convince your self that this last surgery will be the cash cow, you will finally be the authentic "Ken Doll" that you desire, only to find out after you wake up from the last surgery that your beloved doctor took your finger quotes a little to litteral and cut off the twig and the berries.



I wish this forum had the thanks button.

Granted but in the coding of adding the button, each time you press the thanks button it crashes your browser and gives your computer the blue screen of death, which makes you restart it each time you click thanks.

I wish Aussie Scott could sell to the US
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Old February 10th, 2010, 11:37 AM   #1193
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Granted but in the coding of adding the button, each time you press the thanks button it crashes your browser and gives your computer the blue screen of death, which makes you restart it each time you click thanks.

I wish Aussie Scott could sell to the US
she, he, or they (i dont know if its a company or people) starts selling in the US, but he, she, or thay go bankrupt and stop producton
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Old February 12th, 2010, 12:03 AM   #1194
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Not only is your wish denied, but you are fitted for a pair of cement skates. We then have a lottery to see which lucky forum member gets the honour of pushing you overboard

I wish the forum had a moron filter
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Old February 12th, 2010, 12:26 AM   #1195
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wish granted, but the filter kicked you and larry_pa out of the fourm




I wish that smartin would die
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Old February 12th, 2010, 12:40 AM   #1196
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Oh, I'll grant that wish, but I need a little time to get the corruption ready ...
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Old February 12th, 2010, 12:42 AM   #1197
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how about no corruption?
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Old February 12th, 2010, 12:45 AM   #1198
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You wish

Patience grasshopper ...
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Old February 12th, 2010, 12:47 AM   #1199
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Okay, I'll hold the money. I got a fin that says he'll have it no sooner than tuesday.
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Old February 12th, 2010, 12:49 AM   #1200
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does it make one a fool, to play with the fool?
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