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Old February 13th, 2010, 07:59 PM   #1221
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lol @ partial


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The illustrations are the best, good one.
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Old February 13th, 2010, 08:38 PM   #1222
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cmon keep to the game!
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Old February 14th, 2010, 03:27 AM   #1223
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What the fvck is happening to my favorite thread???

Fussion slow your fucken roll and act like someone we might want to interact with. If you notice it is the same group for the most part in these game threads. Fvck with one of us and you fvck with all of us, so just chill the fvck out. Take this crap into the type with your elbow thread.
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cmon keep to the game!
Dude, you were smoked. But, as it took me a day or two to come up with corruption (Speedy, I'll take that fin), I'll just let AlwaysOnArtSkates take the wish.

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Old February 15th, 2010, 01:33 AM   #1224
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Gwins, your corrupt was amazing, and the picture was absolutely brilliant.
Thank You!!!
Can I keep glowing eyes, the boobs and he sparkly bra???
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Old March 2nd, 2010, 05:49 PM   #1225
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Granted, AlwaysonArtSkates, but your feet will be amputated and replaced with old and smelly skates.

I wish that I could lose 30lbs.
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Old March 8th, 2010, 06:35 AM   #1226
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I wish that I could lose 30lbs.
Granted, but you will take your slimmer self and start wearing men's pastel leisure suits and two-toned men's shoes.

I wish Megan Fox would fall madly in love with me.
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Old March 14th, 2010, 07:05 AM   #1227
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I wish Megan Fox would fall madly in love with me.
Your wish is granted, please take my sloppy seconds...

I wish Fusions99 would come back , I was overly amused with the off the wall sayings and spellings, or lack there of.
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Old March 16th, 2010, 12:26 AM   #1228
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I wish Fusions99 would come back , I was overly amused with the off the wall sayings and spellings, or lack there of.
Wish granted. However as this wish is validated, you find yourself deserted on a postage stamp sized island in the middle of nowhere. After what feels like years of having only a rotting coconut to converse with, a spot appears on the horizon. The few hours it takes for what turns out to be a tattered raft to finally drift ashore, feels like an eternity. When it finally does, you are ecstatic to discover that the passenger of this vessel is none other than Fusions99.
Finally you have someone to have those deep philosophic discussions with that you have so sorely missed.

This is where the wish takes a turn towards corruption. Not only does your new companion talk incessantly, he speaks as articulately as he spells AND he NEVER shuts up. He even talks in his sleep. Worse yet, he SOUNDS just like Gilbert Gottfried. You decide much to your dismay, that the coconut was an intellectual by comparison, and as it turns out- much better company.
Your wish is further corrupted by the fact that you awaken nightly with him spooning you from behind, and talking in his sleep about how sexy he thinks you are.

After a month you set out to answer the question that has been burning in your mind since the second day he arrived.... "How far will I have to swim out before I get exhausted and drown???".

I wish that someone would toss a little more chlorine into the gene pool.
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Old March 16th, 2010, 12:55 PM   #1229
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I wish that someone would toss a little more chlorine into the gene pool.
Granted, however, Republicans are still born

I wish Sarah Palin becomes a HUGE reality TV star and never runs for office again.
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Old March 16th, 2010, 06:05 PM   #1230
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Granted, however, Republicans are still born

I wish Sarah Palin becomes a HUGE reality TV star and never runs for office again.

Wish granted, as long as you dont mix up Sarah Palin and Sarah Smartin since they both seem to attract old men! (Wanted and Unwanted)


I wish that Smartin would hurry up and wax that lip!
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Old March 20th, 2010, 10:41 AM   #1231
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Your wish is granted, please take my sloppy seconds...
Banned!
For being foolish enough to lose Megan Fox to me in the first place!

Oh, sorry..... wrong game
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Old March 20th, 2010, 03:17 PM   #1232
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Wish granted, as long as you dont mix up Sarah Palin and Sarah Smartin since they both seem to attract old men! (Wanted and Unwanted)


I wish that Smartin would hurry up and wax that lip!
Wish granted, but you replace Smartin as the new object of those affections, and one night in the rink parking lot you discover what chloroform smells like as you are put into a dark van...

I wish I would hit the lottery for over $1,000,000.
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Old March 20th, 2010, 09:54 PM   #1233
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>>I wish I would hit the lottery for over $1,000,000<<
Wish granted, but the government takes it all for tax evasion.

I wish I could find a storage building full of old school skate equipment in mint condition.
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Old March 20th, 2010, 10:46 PM   #1234
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"I wish I could find a storage building full of old school skate equipment in mint condition."

Wish granted, but all of the old school skate boots come in kiddie sizes, the bearings don't fit, the plates are right foot only with missing trucks and the wheels are all Smell a Thane. Okie stole all the good stuff and ran off with some derby queen in his Crazy Machine.

I wish I looked like Megan Fox for a day, just to see how many men I could drive crazy in the course of 24 hours.....
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Old March 21st, 2010, 06:05 AM   #1235
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Wish granted. You wake up looking exactly like Megan Fox.
You go about your normal day, and much to your amusement-
men are tripping over one another to get your attention.

You really enjoy it at first, but as the day goes on it occurs to you
what shallow douche bags these men are who are paying so much
attention to your new appearance. You grow weary of the lame pick
up lines, and the fact that they are beginning to remind you of a
combination of your Grandmother's leg humping poodle, and Pepe LePew.

Still wishing to get the full "Megan" experience, you make plans to spend
the evening with the pick of the litter of your male admirers.
He makes reservations to take you to the most exclusive restaurant in town.
Unfortunately, his BMW Z4 is in the shop, so he asks you to pick him up.
Later at the restaurant, he orders for you both. "Nothing is too good for you baby" he says as he toasts you with the most expensive vintage on the wine list.

After dessert and his third scotch, the waiter places the check wallet in
front of "Prince Charming", who nonchalantly pushes it across the table.
"Thanks babe, this was fantastic" he says with a grin that suddenly seems really smarmy.
"Yes it was lovely" you reply as you excuse yourself to go to the ladies room to freshen up, "I'd love to do it again soon."

When you awake in the morning you are back to your old self. You smile at your own reflection in the mirror as you wash your face, and wonder how long it took the leaker to realize that you'd left through the back door and stuck HIM with the bill.

As you recall your "Foxy" day, you conclude that while the grass momentarily seemed greener on the other side, there is no place like home. Best of all, you discover you really like the face you see in the mirror after all.

I wish that the false perfection portrayed by magazines, advertisements, movies and television would never make another girl feel like a
Beautiful Disaster
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Old March 21st, 2010, 06:58 AM   #1236
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I wish that the false perfection portrayed by magazines, advertisements, movies and television would never make another girl feel like a
Beautiful Disaster

Granted. The earth is hit was a massive gamma ray burst, frying all electronics and power transformers. (no more computers, or electricity to run them, ergo photoshop is dead) No more magazines, cell phones, fast food, supermarkets, modern technology. Life gets hard, violence rises, and teenage angst is the LEAST of a girls' worries.

I want to be George Clooney for a week.
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Old March 21st, 2010, 08:05 AM   #1237
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Your wish is granted, in a corrupt sort of way.
You are now George Clooney- the object of desire for women, and the envy of men throughout the world.

You are at the Academy Awards, and there is a beautiful woman on your arm fawning over you. The camera pans over to you frequently, but you don't really look all that happy.

It seems a few days before, you attended a Botox party at Brad and Angelina's villa. The esthetician who was supposed to inject just a tiny bit of of Botox between your eyebrows to soften that crease a bit- gets so excited about meeting GEORGE CLOONEY that she drops the syringe (needle down), into your crotch.

You still get to be George Clooney for the entire week- but thanks to the direct hit to your "package" with the Botox- "little George" will be out of commission for two months.

I wish more of the old game regulars would get their ASSES on here more often.

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Old March 21st, 2010, 11:48 AM   #1238
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>>I wish I would hit the lottery for over $1,000,000<<
Wish granted, but the government takes it all for tax evasion.

I wish I could find a storage building full of old school skate equipment in mint condition.
Tax evasion is so 2008. More like the state issued you an IOU to be paid in 5 years. But you get to pay the tax on the winnings NOW.
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Old March 21st, 2010, 12:19 PM   #1239
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I wish more of the old game regulars would get their @sses on here more often.
Wish granted, but only JGwinner shows up,
polluting the corrupt a wish with another
wordy, drawn out snooze-a-thon full of
his cheezy cartoons.

I wish people would take the time to spell
out the cursewords that are allowed by the
forum and be more creative with the ones
that are not.

(asses for example, smartin, or f u c k)
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Old March 21st, 2010, 01:14 PM   #1240
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As you recall your "Foxy" day, you conclude that while the grass momentarily seemed greener on the other side, there is no place like home. Best of all, you discover you really like the face you see in the mirror after all.
The funny thing is, the last two guys I dated thought I was great just the way I was, size 16 and all. Even though things didn't work out with either one of them, it was all a really good learning experience.
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