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Old June 3rd, 2013, 07:44 PM   #1
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Cool Roller Skating Is Not "HARD" Why are skating mascots portrayed as "HARD-THUGS"

Does anyone notice this trend??
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Old June 3rd, 2013, 08:28 PM   #2
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Fa realz, right? I've noticed that Roller Roo has been showing up with a couple of gold chains I never noticed before. Rolling around the floor in an oversized basketball jersey with a hat on all crooked. Heck this past Saturday afternoon I saw Roo roll up on some little kid and started pointing to his paw as if he was saying to the kid "Where my money?!?!" The kid kinda smiled and laughed and gave Roo a high five, but Roo didn't like the kid's attitude too much and smacked him square across the lip. The kid started crying and out of nowhere Kookie Bird came flying across the floor and knocked the kid right on his back side. I couldn't believe what happened next. Kookie rolls the kid over, sticks the kid's mouth on the step down to the rink floor, and Roo flat out curb stomps the kid. I ran over and like "Roo!!! What the hell???" Roo was all like "Little punk been hooked on my Laffy Taffy for weeks now but won't pay up. Had to teach him a lesson," and then just rolled away like nothing happened.


Stuffs gettin' crazy yo......
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Old June 3rd, 2013, 08:32 PM   #3
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lol

I only know of one skating mascot and she's just hyperactive
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Old June 3rd, 2013, 08:33 PM   #4
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Fa realz, right? I've noticed that Roller Roo has been showing up with a couple of gold chains I never noticed before. Rolling around the floor in an oversized basketball jersey with a hat on all crooked. Heck this past Saturday afternoon I saw Roo roll up on some little kid and started pointing to his paw as if he was saying to the kid "Where my money?!?!" The kid kinda smiled and laughed and gave Roo a high five, but Roo didn't like the kid's attitude too much and smacked him square across the lip. The kid started crying and out of nowhere Kookie Bird came flying across the floor and knocked the kid right on his back side. I couldn't believe what happened next. Kookie rolls the kid over, sticks the kid's mouth on the step down to the rink floor, and Roo flat out curb stomps the kid. I ran over and like "Roo!!! What the hell???" Roo was all like "Little punk been hooked on my Laffy Taffy for weeks now but won't pay up. Had to teach him a lesson," and then just rolled away like nothing happened.


Stuffs gettin' crazy yo......
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Old June 3rd, 2013, 08:56 PM   #5
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That's just the beginning. Our rink owner said Roo has been trying to strong arm her in to hosting illegal unlicensed boxing matches at the rink after sessions. She's been resisting for a while now, but Roo is threatening to put a call in to her slushie provider and get her cut off. I don't know how long she can hold out.


Just look at this. It's sad really. SMH......


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Old June 3rd, 2013, 09:59 PM   #6
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And just look at this. Some quick thinking parent got pictures of Roo's recent round of debauchery. A few nights ago Roo, drunk as a skunk, stumbled into a rink FULL OF KIDS and started dancing on the tables.




Apparently the floor guards managed to get him down and helped him back in to one of the party rooms to lay down. Well, while nobody was looking he stripped off his clothes and started streaking around the rink. What kind of sick, deranged kangaroo runs around naked in a skating rink full of children?




WARNING: KANGAROO NUDITY
















It's just a crying shame what's happening to him.
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Old June 3rd, 2013, 11:02 PM   #7
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Talking Glad to know someone else saw this character for what he is.. Thanks IGGY....

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Old June 8th, 2013, 09:37 AM   #8
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I was going to make a joke about the kid and his pocket, but judgement got the better of me.
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