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Old October 2nd, 2012, 12:34 PM   #41
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How does 'jerkoff' apply in the American vernacular?
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Old October 2nd, 2012, 04:19 PM   #42
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Old October 11th, 2012, 03:24 PM   #43
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Rates right up there with "idiot" and "stumblebum", if it's one person, if it's a group of people I think it would be a circle jerk.
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Old October 13th, 2012, 03:56 PM   #44
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in some places... "management"
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Old October 19th, 2012, 11:27 PM   #45
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...If a complete stranger (*or someone I dont like) called me a wanker, I may just punch them in the face.
well that pretty much sums it up, doesn't it? A titfaced douche that has to answer words with violence. Effing wanker in my book. See you on the street, WANKER.


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hang on now, effstick, are you offended or not?
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Old October 20th, 2012, 01:03 AM   #46
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How does 'jerkoff' apply in the American vernacular?
same as wanker and still not remotely enough for anyone above the mental age
of a five year old to resort to swinging the fists...

heh... so many buttons, so little time.... wanker...

...now let's all give a decent pause while said wanker postulates (thinks about)
how he can tell me how brave I am because he's over there and I'm out chonder
and it would be a different story if we were standing around the same place.

Now, as one may have sorted out by now, he's a quad skater and I'm an inliner.
Wait, you are a dude, yes? That's awkward. Assuming you are a dude, because
with you quaddies it's hard to tell the difference, but anyway assuming you are a
dude, I'm going to guess that you'll assume the normal, "I'll thrash ya before you
can get away because we quaddies are quick." Eff that, if you're that slow
mentally, I'll just take my chances and just stay out of your clumsy, lunging,
c' mere you bumblings... WANKER
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Old October 22nd, 2012, 11:20 AM   #47
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same as wanker and still not remotely enough for anyone above the mental age
of a five year old to resort to swinging the fists...

heh... so many buttons, so little time.... wanker...

...now let's all give a decent pause while said wanker postulates (thinks about)
how he can tell me how brave I am because he's over there and I'm out chonder
and it would be a different story if we were standing around the same place.

Now, as one may have sorted out by now, he's a quad skater and I'm an inliner.
Wait, you are a dude, yes? That's awkward. Assuming you are a dude, because
with you quaddies it's hard to tell the difference, but anyway assuming you are a
dude, I'm going to guess that you'll assume the normal, "I'll thrash ya before you
can get away because we quaddies are quick." Eff that, if you're that slow
mentally, I'll just take my chances and just stay out of your clumsy, lunging,
c' mere you bumblings... WANKER
Bored Speedy?
I was merely trying to explain how this word, when used in certain context is insulting and offensive. Then you personally attack me?
Wassup? didnt get a root last night?
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Old October 22nd, 2012, 01:10 PM   #48
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Bored Speedy?
I was merely trying to explain how this word, when used in certain context is insulting and offensive. Then you personally attack me?
Wassup? didnt get a root last night?
just playin' is all. Don't get your panties in a wad.
Maybe it's too late for that, but it was indeed horseplay.
It's the internet, remember?

BTW, what does get a root mean?

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Root In Britain, Australia and New Zealand, 'root' means to have sex with or commonly replaces the word 'f u c k'.
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Old October 23rd, 2012, 01:59 AM   #49
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Panties unwadded.
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Old November 15th, 2012, 09:44 PM   #50
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You never thought I'd let this thread just fade away, did you?
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Old November 17th, 2012, 09:17 AM   #51
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just keeping it alive.
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Old November 17th, 2012, 02:41 PM   #52
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there should be a convention.... maybe call it "WankerFest"
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Old November 17th, 2012, 09:13 PM   #53
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there should be a convention.... maybe call it "WankerFest"
Maybe "WankerFist" but I think that may be a medical condition!

I vote for "WankerCon"
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there should be a convention.... maybe call it "WankerFest"
Isn't that just called a "circle-jerk" already?

As for "Root"... not sure what part of Britain it's supposed to be used in but I've never heard it used around here
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Old November 18th, 2012, 03:18 AM   #55
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The brits used the word Bonk.
The late 70s early 80s aus bogans used the word root.
I am a bogan and still posses the odd flanny shirt.
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Wombat- eats roots and leaves.
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just keeping it alive.
Well done!

Well done all.

Keep calm and carry on.
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Is mrs crashpants called crashpanties?
That was hilarious; no burn for you!
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there should be a convention.... maybe call it "WankerFest"
There is. It's called "a normal Saturday night at bjvirck's house"

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Maybe "WankerFist" but I think that may be a medical condition!...
This from a chronic case; so how's your therapy coming? <snicker>

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... not sure what part of Britain it's supposed to be used in but I've never heard it used around here
Obviously in parts that are classier than you're used to it. Wipe your nose, comb your hair and upgrade to places that are merely skanky

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..The late 70s early 80s aus bogans used the word root...
More like grabbed the root from what I 'ere!

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Wombat- eats roots and leaves.
Wrong thread. Creatures I've had sex with is down the hall. Just follow quantoo, he knows the way (guy in the stained flannel )

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This comment does not deserve a heckle. Please try back later with something insulting or offensive or have Mrs.Crashpanties give it a go.
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Old November 22nd, 2012, 01:06 AM   #59
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alright, time to change this thread title to say, "You're all a bunch of pussies" because I bitchslapped every stinkin' one of you and you just laid there and took it. Not that I expected any quality retorts, but at least wave your limp noodle around a little bit.
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You miiight want to back off on the hormone replacement therapy a bit...
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