Corrupt-A-Wish

[Dec8rSk8r]

Originally Posted by speedysktr

I wish people would take the time to spell
out the cursewords that are allowed by the
forum and be more creative with the ones
that are not.

(asses for example, smartin, or f u c k)

Your wish is granted, but much like the "It hits the fan" episode on South Park, the ancient Knights of Standards and Practices find out and take a dastardly revenge on the forum members for being such filthy little potty mouths.



I wish my laundry would do itself while I drink blueberry & lemonade Smirnoffs and piss around on Skatelog.

[rufusprime99]

Originally Posted by Dec8rSk8r

I wish my laundry would do itself while I drink blueberry & lemonade Smirnoffs and piss around on Skatelog.

Granted. And after your laundry does itself, it raids your liquor cabinet. When your liquor is all gone, it skates off with all of your skates to go bar hopping. (adding insult to injury, your laundry makes better time at the bars than you do)

I wish there was world peace.

[tinabee]

Wish granted, but then you will have an entire platoon of Marines who are now out of a job knocking on your door wanting to have a little chat with you. An that's before the Army, Navy and Air Force, along with all of the Special Forces personnel arrive, if you are still in one piece. Furthermore, all of the armaments manufacturers will have to lay off workers as a result, and watch unemployment soar to 25%.

I wish all of those Hollywood gossip websites and magazines would just go away! Don't people have anything better to waste their time on?

[JGwinner]

Originally Posted by Smartin

I wish more of the old game regulars would get their ASSES on here more often.

Hey, don't make me post the picture of Tremor's Derriere! That's a little too up close and personal, even slimmed down by Speedy's corrupted wish.

Originally Posted by speedysktr

Wish granted, but only JGwinner shows up,
polluting the corrupt a wish with another
wordy, drawn out snooze-a-thon full of
his cheezy cartoons.

lolz! You wish! Like any artist, I need inspiration.

== John ==

[Smartin]

butt I can give you THIS

[Dec8rSk8r]

The dark side :-p How nice that it came back to give us all a closer look!

[Smartin]

Some things BARE repeating

[speedysktr]

...Got ass?

Originally Posted by JGwinner

...Like any artist, I need inspiration.

yeah, yeah, I'm really looking forward to when it strikes. So far your corruptions are like driving a beat up car on a really bumpy road...

[JGwinner]

Whuuut?

Wasn't it Speedsktr that said:

Originally Posted by speedysktr

awesome, pitchurs and everything.
well done, gwinnie.
well done, indeed, my friend.

Hmm .... but I can hold off on corruptions if ya want.

Originally Posted by speedysktr

Okay, I'll hold the money. I got a fin that says he'll have it no sooner than tuesday.

Ah ha!

That's what it is.... PAY UP!

The peanut gallery:

Originally Posted by CrazyGambit

john:
The illustrations are the best, good one.

Originally Posted by Smartin

Gwins, your corrupt was amazing, and the picture was absolutely brilliant.
Thank You!!!
Can I keep glowing eyes, the boobs and he sparkly bra???

Oh - I think I forgot to post the aftermath of the corruption, once she catches up with Fusion, but here you go Smartin; we wouldn't want to leave you dead!

Everything you wanted to keep:

http://i137.photobucket.com/albums/q...in-AliveR2.png

No need to corrupt, some people may be out there corrupting this pic right now

== John ==

[rufusprime99]

Originally Posted by tinabee

Wish granted, but then you will have an entire platoon of Marines who are now out of a job knocking on your door wanting to have a little chat with you. An that's before the Army, Navy and Air Force, along with all of the Special Forces personnel arrive, if you are still in one piece. Furthermore, all of the armaments manufacturers will have to lay off workers as a result, and watch unemployment soar to 25%.

Army, Navy, Marines and Special Forces would be a problem. But Air Force? What would they do? Cross their arms and glare at me while their faces changed color in anger? As for the arms makers, we could occupy them with making the inane toys found in Happy Meals, keeping them employed, and send china into an economic tailspin without firing a shot.

But..... seeing as the only aggressive types I am into are DERBY GIRLS...
carry on boys, carry on!

[Dec8rSk8r]

Originally Posted by rufusprime99

Army, Navy, Marines and Special Forces would be a problem. But Air Force? What would they do? Cross their arms and glare at me while their faces changed color in anger? As for the arms makers, we could occupy them with making the inane toys found in Happy Meals, keeping them employed, and send china into an economic tailspin without firing a shot.

But..... seeing as the only aggressive types I am into are DERBY GIRLS...
carry on boys, carry on!

I wish that's all the Air Force did, my oldest boy is talking about joining them...

[rufusprime99]

Originally Posted by Dec8rSk8r

I wish that's all the Air Force did, my oldest boy is talking about joining them...

My former Step Son, that would be my ex-wife's first ex-husband's son (??), got an appointment to the Air Force Academy. If that gave you a headache figuring out, try this: MY daughters' older half brother. Oh, whatever. See the problems the Air Force can cause!

[speedysktr]

Originally Posted by tinabee

I wish all of those Hollywood gossip websites and magazines would just go away! Don't people have anything better to waste their time on?

Wish granted, thanks Al Gore for inventing the internet. As it turns out the most collosal, comprehensive waste of time, in terms of percentage of accessible society is concerned, is created and it's called the internet. It is the one place where a wealth of information and broad array of communication opportunities has resulted in the complete confusion of mankind. The typical human brain, though wired in an infinitely superior way, has yet to be trained to integrate with the myriadical expanse of information at it's disposal thanks to the internet. As a result, it becomes stalled and resorts to it's more baser interests, porn for men and hollywood gossip websites for women.

I wish that I could imbue certain of my healthy friends with a desire to pursue life and I also wish that I could imbue certain of my not so healthy friends with a desire to pursue life.

[Big Mike]

Originally Posted by speedysktr

I wish that I could imbue certain of my healthy friends with a desire to pursue life and I also wish that I could imbue certain of my not so healthy friends with a desire to pursue life.

Granted, but they all go to Speed Skating Quads AND are faster than you on your inlines.

I wish that my class's 5-Axis was working.

[speedysktr]

If you'll summarize whatever that is you're referring to, I'll be happy to corrupt it. Nice one, btw.

[Big Mike]

Thanks, my wish is for the 5-axis CNC router was working in my Computer Aided Manufacturing class. Sorry, thought there was more machine fanatics on here.

[wayne o]

Originally Posted by Big Mike

Thanks, my wish is for the 5-axis CNC router was working in my Computer Aided Manufacturing class. Sorry, thought there was more machine fanatics on here.

Granted
But all 5 axis are axis of evil, and requre George W to become President again and get 'em. Now watch this drive.

I wish I was the only person who could grant wishes.

[krisapin]

Originally Posted by wayne o

Granted
But all 5 axis are axis of evil, and requre George W to become President again and get 'em. Now watch this drive.

I wish I was the only person who could grant wishes.

granted but every wish you grant also imbues wish granting powers to the wisher

I wish I didn't have to deal with grad students who even after all this time still have to have mommy or daddy call the helpdesk because they don't know how to click on the "I Forgot My Student Password" link yet still have my job which I actually enjoy.

[nickajshelden]

Granted, but they suddenly stop existing and the largest source of revenue has now dissapeared. (oh, and their snacks start to rot).

I wish I was in Brazil where my Lady is.