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Old September 19th, 2018, 07:02 PM   #1
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Default Guys Holding their junk while skating? Like?

I skate at 3 different rinks on adult night every week here in California, San Diego and LA area.

Anyway I noticed 3 or 4 guys every night that blatantly hold their junk while skating. Note, I'm not even counting the ones who just hold their hand there.

If course we all remember Michael Jackson momentarily touching his junk for "theatrical effect" (I get that), but this is just so over the top and bazaar I just had to ask!

Normally people don't do things that make them look foolish or less desirable to the opposite sex or even to other guys. To me holding your wood while skating looks about as cool or sexy as skating with one finger in your butt.

Kind of like the guy that sends pictures of his junk to a would be girlfriend, just really immature or socially out of it.

But maybe I'm wrong! Girls, what do you think of this, cool, sexy? Guys, do you see this as a cool look? I mean I really don't know, seriously, maybe this is now socially cool and I am just out of it!

If you are a skater that seriously holds your wood while you skate, I would be curious to know why you feel the look works you?

Ha! Just when you thought every question had already been asked!
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Old September 19th, 2018, 07:55 PM   #2
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Very interesting observation, I myself have noticed a similar trend, but instead with the jam skaters (the ones breakdancing on skates). Can't give any reasons as to why, though.
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Old September 20th, 2018, 03:30 PM   #3
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No, I can't see the phenomenon you said in the Chinese ice rink.
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Old September 20th, 2018, 03:37 PM   #4
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There could be many reasons. Perhaps you forgot your underpants, or had an accident and wanted to keep skating but needed the support.

Or, you stuffed your pants with an artificial member and it keeps shifting out of place.

Your zipper broke.

You lost a bet.

You forgot your codpiece.

You are playing some sort of groin punch game and need protection.

You just have a primal need to feel a **** in your hand as often as possible.

Somebody in 1990 told you it looked cool.

All joking aside. People do a lot of dumb stuff for a lot of dumb reasons, or no reason at all. Myself included. You should befriend one of the crotch grabbers and politely ask. Maybe there is a reason for it. It might be subconscious. I bet a few people donít even realize they are doing it.
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Old September 20th, 2018, 07:19 PM   #5
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There could be many reasons. Perhaps you forgot your underpants, or had an accident and wanted to keep skating but needed the support.

Or, you stuffed your pants with an artificial member and it keeps shifting out of place.

Your zipper broke.

You lost a bet.

You forgot your codpiece.

You are playing some sort of groin punch game and need protection.

You just have a primal need to feel a **** in your hand as often as possible.

Somebody in 1990 told you it looked cool.

All joking aside. People do a lot of dumb stuff for a lot of dumb reasons, or no reason at all. Myself included. You should befriend one of the crotch grabbers and politely ask. Maybe there is a reason for it. It might be subconscious. I bet a few people donít even realize they are doing it.
Never thought of that, maybe it is subconscious. One thing they all have in common is they are all very young, like just old enough to get in adult night.
I remember when I was that age I tried a lot of weird looks. It took me a while to realize some of them just made me look like an fool. 16-20 you do a lot of weird stuff and sometimes well after that.
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Old September 20th, 2018, 07:21 PM   #6
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No, I can't see the phenomenon you said in the Chinese ice rink.
No it a roller thing for sure, ice has a different vibe I think.
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Old September 21st, 2018, 12:28 AM   #7
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There could be many reasons. Perhaps you forgot your underpants, or had an accident and wanted to keep skating but needed the support.

Or, you stuffed your pants with an artificial member and it keeps shifting out of place.

Your zipper broke.

You lost a bet.

You forgot your codpiece.

You are playing some sort of groin punch game and need protection.

You just have a primal need to feel a **** in your hand as often as possible.

Somebody in 1990 told you it looked cool.

All joking aside. People do a lot of dumb stuff for a lot of dumb reasons, or no reason at all. Myself included. You should befriend one of the crotch grabbers and politely ask. Maybe there is a reason for it. It might be subconscious. I bet a few people donít even realize they are doing it.
i think it is a subconcious thing to do ,at least thats what im blaming it on.
michael jackson would have done it at the rink
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Old September 23rd, 2018, 07:17 PM   #8
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i think it is a subconscious thing to do ,at least thats what im blaming it on.
michael jackson would have done it at the rink
Yah, I think you're in both points.
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Old September 28th, 2018, 10:42 PM   #9
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Never seen it or done it. I do notice that sometimes when a good song is on, I put both palms on the front of my thighs to emphasize stillness in the upper body while my feet are active. I skate backwards, btw. I also sometimes put my thumbs in my pants. But that is at the hip bone.
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Old September 29th, 2018, 03:30 AM   #10
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Never seen it or done it. I do notice that sometimes when a good song is on, I put both palms on the front of my thighs to emphasize stillness in the upper body while my feet are active. I skate backwards, btw. I also sometimes put my thumbs in my pants. But that is at the hip bone.
Maybe it a California thing, sometimes I hate how weird we are.
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Old September 29th, 2018, 05:47 AM   #11
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There could be many reasons. Perhaps you forgot your underpants, or had an accident and wanted to keep skating but needed the support.

You just have a primal need to feel a **** in your hand as often as possible.

All joking aside. People do a lot of dumb stuff for a lot of dumb reasons, or no reason at all. Myself included. You should befriend one of the crotch grabbers and politely ask. Maybe there is a reason for it. It might be subconscious. I bet a few people donít even realize they are doing it.


This question.. God yes, ask them this...



Do you just have a primal need to feel a wang in your hand as often as possible?

Or

Are you worried the thing is gonna run away? (Maybe because they stick it where it doesn't belong?) Lol
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Old September 29th, 2018, 06:24 AM   #12
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Maybe it a California thing, sometimes I hate how weird we are.
LOL.

Well, now I am in Texas. I'll keep an eye out here.
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Old October 2nd, 2018, 10:43 PM   #13
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Strangest post ever. I was kind of hopping one of the grabers would explain it to us.
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Old October 3rd, 2018, 12:27 AM   #14
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My guess is that this is their subtle, charming way of drawing people's attention to their junk. That, or they are complusive masturbators. Keep your kids away from them and don't shake their dirty hands if introduced.
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Old October 3rd, 2018, 12:44 AM   #15
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It's purely a tribal thing, done subconsciously. They are worried if they fall asleep skating, a member of a rival tribe will sneak into their hut and castrate them, ending their reign, and stealing their women.

Don't all men sleep with gonad protection?
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Old October 3rd, 2018, 02:21 AM   #17
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Strangest post ever. I was kind of hopping one of the grabers would explain it to us.
Ask Peter Cotton Tail. He's hopping down the bunny trail. Be careful while hopping grabers, too.
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It's purely a tribal thing, done subconsciously. They are worried if they fall asleep skating, a member of a rival tribe will sneak into their hut and castrate them, ending their reign, and stealing their women.

Don't all men sleep with gonad protection?
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Old October 7th, 2018, 02:19 AM   #19
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As bad as the idiots with their asses hanging out of their pants walking down the streets... Quantoo, it's such a stupid sight to see, so if you do get to the states, be forewarned..... They are everywhere....... f moronsss....
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Old October 16th, 2018, 06:52 AM   #20
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As bad as the idiots with their asses hanging out of their pants walking down the streets... Quantoo, it's such a stupid sight to see, so if you do get to the states, be forewarned..... They are everywhere....... f moronsss....
Especially southern California.
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