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Old December 29th, 2012, 01:57 AM   #61
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Can you say 'wanker'?

I knew you could!
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Old December 30th, 2012, 03:00 AM   #62
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alright, time to change this thread title to say, "You're all a bunch of pussies" because I bitchslapped every stinkin' one of you and you just laid there and took it. Not that I expected any quality retorts, but at least wave your limp noodle around a little bit.
Limp noodle wiaved.
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Old December 30th, 2012, 05:56 AM   #63
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Apparently they have pills for that these days, but you'd have to ask speedy!
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Old December 30th, 2012, 06:08 AM   #64
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He should have plenty to spare
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Old December 30th, 2012, 11:37 AM   #65
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Wanked that is.
this is the part were youse reply BSA.
I would go the nasal spray way
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Old December 31st, 2012, 06:10 AM   #66
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alright, time to change this thread title to say, "You're all a bunch of pussies" because I bitchslapped every stinkin' one of you and you just laid there and took it. Not that I expected any quality retorts, but at least wave your limp noodle around a little bit.
We leave the limp noodle waving up to Iharasim. Didn't you see the pics
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Old December 31st, 2012, 01:18 PM   #67
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Apparently they have pills for that these days, but you'd have to ask speedy!
He's right. They took a small sample of my blood, studied and
replicated my DNA and from there they created the little pills.
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Old January 1st, 2013, 03:11 AM   #68
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He's right. They took a small sample of my blood, studied and
replicated my DNA and from there they created the little pills.
make a nasal spray out of it and im IN.
the pills scratch my throat and get stuck sideways.
I could crush pills into powder rollup a $20 note and the rest is history.
You could say its like havin a line of Speeed y sk8ter
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Old January 1st, 2013, 03:57 AM   #69
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He's right. They took a small sample of my blood, studied and
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Surprising that your upstanding member does not show in your skinsuit, must be kinda small
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Old January 1st, 2013, 05:20 AM   #70
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you shouldn't be looking in the first place.
maybe he strapped it down his inside leg!
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Old January 1st, 2013, 11:32 AM   #71
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you shouldn't be looking in the first place.
maybe he strapped it down his inside leg!
Umm, he's got a point...

There are a number of factors in play here.
One wears black to start, it's the only decent thing to do.
Furthermore, at 47, it's not like I'm subject to every breeze
that pops up, eh? And in all reality, I've worn a speedo
under my skinsuit for years and years. It's a nice way of
keeping the man bits from wandering off or heading south
at inappropriate times. Every crush a nut doing crossovers?
That's something that makes a fellow immediately endeavor
to implement a nut crush avoidance protocol. If you haven't
crushed a nut... ...well, let's just say that kinda explains why
you're having a peek at what the men are wearing
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Old January 16th, 2013, 09:30 AM   #72
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Default just putting thread this at the top of the list

wanted to make a 15 page thread out of it a while back you Wankers!

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Old April 6th, 2013, 02:25 PM   #73
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I needed support and i found it right here Amen.
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Old April 6th, 2013, 02:35 PM   #74
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Old April 6th, 2013, 02:40 PM   #75
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Old April 6th, 2013, 03:46 PM   #76
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Old April 6th, 2013, 11:12 PM   #77
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Default thought of a song idea goes to the wizard of oz

its dumb though dont expect too much.
you can sing it just before you go from another thread to this 1.
goes like this.
Were off to see the wankers ,
The wonderfull wankers of Log.

i warned you at least
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Old April 7th, 2013, 02:14 PM   #78
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the pills scratch my throat and get stuck sideways.
Resulting in a stiff neck for hours?





yeah, I'm a wanker.

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Old April 7th, 2013, 02:53 PM   #79
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I didnt get that 1 at first but its a goodn
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Old October 8th, 2013, 12:08 PM   #80
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is this thread suspiciously a bit like the arguing thread in the quad forum?
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